Things You'll NEVER Hear a Nigger Say....

[Doc Johnson]

Things you'll never hear a Nigger say:

1) "I couldn't possibly eat any more fried chicken, thank-you. I've had quite enough already."

2) "White women?!! Of course not -- Why would I want to date outside of my own beautiful, attractive species?"

3) "Excuse me, Shenaenae -- could I perhaps borrow a postage stamp from you? The government mistakenly sent me this FEMA check, and I want to return it to them. It would be dishonest for me to keep it."

4) "Yes Ma'am -- I'm fit and ready to take any job that you have available. Welfare only degrades one's spirit and is really intended to assist those in our society that are infirm and disabled."

5) "Reparations? Hell no, Whay would I want that?!! Because of my ancestor's sacrifices and the generousity of the U.S. Government I enjoy freedoms and a standard of living that people of my color have never seen before at anytime in their history."

6) "The Civil War really had nothing to do with slavery, and was a conflict initiated by the northern states against the southern states over complex issues such as self-determination, economic principles, and the assertion of individual state's rights over that of a more powerful central government apparatus. In fact, I wish the South had won -- the genteel manners, self-reliance, wisdom, and discipline of the Southerner are indeed the very core values and traits which have made America great."



Doc

[ChicagoAvenger]

"You have been a great waitress and because
of that, I am leaving you a tip".

"Thank You".

"I appreciate your generosity".

"Excuse me mam, you can have my seat".

"How can I volunteer to help?"

"I have been married to the same woman
for over five years".

"I know each and everyone of my children's birthdays".

"My family has never accepted public assistance".

"I would rather pay for my own support".

"I done it, so I deserve to suffer the consequences".

"I have made my bed, now I have to lie in it".

"Nobody is responsible for my personal behavior".

"Yes Officer, I know what I done".

"I support my children".

"I believe that the law should be actively enforced,
regardless of race".

"No KFC tonight, let's have salad".

"I have read War and Peace".

"I need to get a second job".

[the_coon_killer]

That was a long hard days work.

It would be wrong for the government to support my family

Yes I want to pay for that

Education is important

I love the forums chimpout

And most importantly,
"Hi dad"

[ChicagoAvenger]

"Thank you for the fish, but please provide us with
a fishing pole, so we can catch our own fish".

In Truth:
We have been providing the fishing pole to them
for over four decades, and they still cannot catch
a minnow!

They have no skills as fishermen.

That is exactly why they will never say that.

They know that, and we know that!

[boon-hater]

I think I'll go mow the lawn.

Thank you.

After you.

Sir, you've dropped your wallet.

My works pension is quite sizeable after all these years of service.

Did you have an orgasm dear?

Shan'ea'questia has got straight A's in her studies darling.

Of course I'll be at your graduation ceremony Jerm'aeli,anome.

Perhaps we ought to call her Alice. Spice'aralamine does seem a little bit silly.

[ChicagoAvenger]

"Damn! You should see the nice set of rims that
I bought my father on father's day".

"I'm getting married in June, and my father
is going to walk me down to the pulpit".

"Nobody owes me a damn thing".

"Sorry for butting in line".

"Screw your Affirmative Action, I will make
it on my own intelligence and ability".

[ChicagoAvenger]

"Being given special rights and privilege, beyond all others,
I am responsible for my own future and destiny".

This is one you will absolutely never hear.

You will only hear the thundering niggerwhine,
that we are all so accustomed to.

Just look at the katrina niggers, after three fucking years
of sucking the tit of the American taxpayer, these
parisites cannot move on like Humans would do.

There is nothing Human about them!

[ANH]

"You know, All things considered, being sent to this wonderful country as slaves was actually the best thing that ever happened to us" " If anyone owes reparations it's us for all the crime, misery, fear and violence we have imposed upon a great nation. Our sincere apologies." "We were told a cruel lie by liberals, the lie that we are human. We've always known deep down in our nigger hearts that this wasn't so and it gave us an impossible standard to live up to which is why we've always hated and envied our superiors. Now we can admit the truth and we're all going back to Afreaka where we can huff jenkem and swing from the trees in peace. Thanks for trying to civilize us but we all always knew it was a lost cause, didn't we?"

[Master Sergeant]

"I'll admit that I didn't get the job because I'm just not qualified"

[Figure8ball]

"Watermelons... ick!"
"Yes, every crime I committed was because I'm a dumbass and not because I'm black. Being black has nothing to do with me being a loser. The white man didn't cause me to do it and I should be punished to the fullest extent of the law."
"Rap music just sucks and has no value to society whatsoever, (Not unlike myself), and I am going to love me some AC/DC."
"Food stamps? Why would I want that when I can work and buy my own groceries like 99 percent of the white people do?"
"I want to have sex with willing participants and not take them by force."

Oh, there's so many it borders shame.

[SnowDog]

"Please"

"Thank you"

"Excuse me"

"Sorry, of course I'll turn the rap down"

"Say, can I take a look at the want ads section?"

"I see you have just a few items in your shopping cart, why don't you go ahead of me?"

[Alucard]

"Happy Fathers Day"

"Happy Labor Day"

"I worked my way through college"

"African-American studies? No way! I went to school for accounting so I could get a job after I graduate"

"I graduated"

"I accept full responsibility"

"I've never been arrested"

"I'll work two jobs if I have too, in order to support my children"

"I'm HIV negative"

"I was a virgin when I got married"

"I returned the wallet with all the cash inside"

"I would never stoop so low as to go on welfare"

[Alucard]

We have been providing the fishing pole to them
for over four decades, and they still cannot catch
a minnow!

And that is if the minnow is in a fish tank.

More things never heard:

"I can't talk now, Itlonda, I have about 20 job applications to fill out"

"I don't care if I can get a raise in welfare, I'm getting an abortion"

"I'm volunteering for Habitat for Humanity. After all, their building houses in our ghetto. We might as well do our part"

"God bless America"

"Damn. I'm going to have to get a 2nd job in order to pay off this fine. I'm not going to just let it go."

"Michael Savage is right"

"Tyrone. You are not going out with your underwear showing. Your wearing pants that are your size"

"I don't know. Its 9 pm, a little late to go out."

"I'm on a diet."

"Why doesn't Jesse Jackson just shut up or retire already?"

[nutnice]

"Why would I want to be an aspiring rapper? I want to do
something that's productive for myself and society!"

"Baskteball's an okay sport, but it's not everything."

"Black stand-ups are just not funny."

"I'm going to be a married father? I am so proud; this
is the happiest day of my life!"

"I do."

"I better think about what clothes I'll wear to casual
Friday. I don't want people to think I'm a clown."

"That wasn't racism. It was my own fault because
I was acting stupid. I apologize."

[The Rat in the Hat]

"Pardon me."

"Keep the change."

"Guilty"

[AFN_Weasel]

I'm very sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was speeding.

Yes, I have a license for that handgun.

Of course I support my children - it's the right thing to do.

I enjoy spending my free time reading.